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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Stupid

Dear E (circa 2013):
Do not do this again. Do you hear me? DO NOT. In about 3 years when this new little one is an energy-filled toddler running around the house all the time you may, just may, get that "i want a baby" sparkle in your eye.

*SLLLLLLAAAAAPPPPP*

Wake up woman! NO! DO NOT. If you do, I will commit you - I swear! The exhaustion, the nausea, the increased sense of smell that makes you want to hurl anytime you smell anything food-related - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Adopt. Just don't put yourself through this misery again!

Love,
E (circa 2010)

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Pregnant

Yes bloggers, that's right - I am pregnant. I'm due around Halloween and feeling so gross right now.

So since this is my blog and I can do what I want, I'm going to whine about it.

I'm only about 5 weeks along but am already feeling like poo. In fact, I think I have the opposite of morning sickness. All day sickness. Worst in the evening.... Anxiety raging, stomach upset, heartburn like mo-fo, headaches, and tired. I don't remember getting this sick with Owen this early. I remember starting to feel gross around 6-7 weeks maybe....but 5?? This is going to be a really long 9 months. Argh.

Someone remind me why I did this again??

Love,
E